Avow to Light

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June 30th, 2012, 6:49 am

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Pinkie Pie... Pinkie Pie... Pinkie Pie! What!? What are you...!? Man, she's yammerin' on about parties or somethin'. Parties better not be a regular thing for Pinkie Pie, 'cause, this could get annoying.

Now, both of them have been named. I've gotta admit, when Eon first came into the comic, I didn't actually have a name for him. That's why I somewhat-sneakilly left it out. But, in the process, it also helped enhance this scene.

DeviantART picture + graphic credits coming soon...

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July 14th, 2012, 8:06 am

epicness

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*Bubbles over head*

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July 14th, 2012, 8:09 am

AuraX (Guest)

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MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

...

Sorry. I had to.

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July 14th, 2012, 8:56 am

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Bloodlust: “I may forge you a new form. I can grant you the finest our world has to offer...”

*molds him into a girly-looking alicorn*

Eon: “FUUUUUUUUUUUU-...”

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July 14th, 2012, 9:34 am

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@AuraX: FIRE THE SATELASERS!

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July 14th, 2012, 9:35 am

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:

"Wait, what? No!" Eon attempted to cry out, but it was too late. He collapsed as he felt his black blobby being taking a form of a girly-looking alicorn. All his thoughts dissolved, to be replaced by thoughts of pretty dresses and tiaras. "No, wait, I... I... I..." he mumbled out, struggling for coherence but without success.

Then it was over, and he picked himself up.

"...I like tiaras!" he smiled brightly, unfurling his wings and trotting over to Bloodlust. "I’m a pretty princess! Can I wear a tiara?"

"Yes, Eon, yes you are!" Bloodlust looked lovingly at him. "You’re the prettiest alicorn princess ever."

He blushed and giggled as he bounced about the room. Then he stopped in joy as he saw a familiar stallion nearby. "Lugbzurg!" he gasped, running to him and nuzzling him. "My love, my honey pie! My snookie wookie!"

And then they lived happily ever after.

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July 14th, 2012, 9:37 am

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July 14th, 2012, 9:49 am

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@lern2surture:
You see, this is what makes me idolize you as a shipper.

You are so wonderfully perverted. It bring a tear to my eye. :')

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July 14th, 2012, 9:58 am

Jarkes (Guest)

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To clarify my earlier comment, the "satelasers" were what was used to make the monster grow in the sixth season, Power Rangers In Space. I was responding to AuraX's "Make my Monster Grow!" line.

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July 14th, 2012, 10:02 am

AuraX (Guest)

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@Jarkes:
Actually, come to think of it, this fits rather well.

Considering that Eon may, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS BE FREE

And for him, it may BE TIME TO CONQUER EARTH

Luna, Eon's escaped! Recruit 6 ponies with friendship!

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July 14th, 2012, 10:03 am

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GO GO LITTLE PONIEEEEEEEES

DA NA DA NA NA NA

GO GO LITTLE PONIEEEEEEEES

DA NA DA NA NA NA

GO GO LITTLE PONIES, YOU HARMONIC FIGHTING LITTLE PONIEEEEEEEES

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July 14th, 2012, 10:15 am

epicness

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@AuraX:
PFFFFTT.

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July 14th, 2012, 10:22 am

Jarkes (Guest)

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@AuraX: Oddly enough, there's a fanfic on Fimfiction that crosses Friendship is Magic, MLP G1, and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. And yes, the mane six become Power Rangers themselves, complete with Megazord. Here's a link:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/10261/My-Little-Pony-and-Power-Rangers

It's quite good, though there's one plot point that you would've had to have watched the fourth season, Power Rangers Zeo, to understand.

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July 14th, 2012, 12:13 pm

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@Jarkes:
I barely even remember episodes of MMPR which is the only one I watched.

So you know.

Oh, a bit of trivia, a lot of the scenes from Harmonic Fighting Little Ponies are actually from the Japanese show Friendship Sentai.

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July 14th, 2012, 3:03 pm

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@lern2surture: What... have I done? O_O

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July 14th, 2012, 4:04 pm

AuraX (Guest)

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:
You have given inspiration to L2S for one of the greatest fanfictions known to man.

Feel proud.

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July 14th, 2012, 4:55 pm

GabrielsThoughts

As long as she isn't planning a knife party you should be safe...

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@ Lugz:

Good job.

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July 15th, 2012, 1:31 pm

Jarkes (Guest)

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Good god, I just realized that on the past several pages, the initial parts of Lugbzurg's author comments have been from Lugbzurg the character's POV as he's dealing with the craziness of Pinkie, Derpy, and Nova Reach...

Also, you know that Pony POV Series fanfic I've mentioned before, but mentioned that I had yet to actually read it? I have now read... a good chunk of it, and it is PHENOMENAL. Check it out, seriously. Not many fanfics take the events of episodes and work around them to fit with the fanfic, if that makes any sense.

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July 15th, 2012, 4:19 pm

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@lern2surture: I can't even leave on a simple camping trip without you shipping up the place and making my day as soon as I come back home, can I?

@Jarkes: Yep, that's what I've been doing ever since Bloodlust first showed up. I expect the POV thing to not carry on to the next chapter, as there really wouldn't be any point.

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July 15th, 2012, 7:30 pm

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Incidentally, you don't mind if I assign a hypothetical voice cast for the original characters of the comic, do you? Yeah, I assign hypothetical voice casts for fanfictions and fan comics all the time. I'm probably the biggest nerd here.

Let's see here... Lugbzurg is Ian James Corlett (trying to stick to Canadian voice actors, since, Tara Strong notwithstanding, the entire FiM cast is Canadian. Yeah, I know what cities and locations various groups of voice actors work. Like I said, biggest nerd here), Nova Reach is Tabitha St. Germain (ooh, ooh! You should totally have Nova interact with Rarity more now that I think about that idea), Bloodlust is Venus Terzo (you may or may not know her as Blackarachnia from Beast Wars: Transformers), and Eon is Scott McNeil. You guys probably don't recognize any of those names other than Tabitha.

EDIT: I just learned something horrible... Venus Terzo was... shudder... the G3 voice of Rainbow Dash. Then again, a lot of the voice actors on FiM had done G3 and G3.5 stuff, but still... The work of hers I'm most familiar with is the aforementioned Blackarachnia, and if anyone here has ever seen Beast Wars (I think we've had the discussion before, but I'm not sure), you know why the contrast is so horrifying.

(inb4 Lugbzurg post the inevitable link to the "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style" clip)

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July 15th, 2012, 8:10 pm

Lugbzurg

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July 15th, 2012, 8:52 pm

Jarkes (Guest)

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@Lugbzurg: That's actually quite funny.

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July 15th, 2012, 9:26 pm

Lugbzurg

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Did somepony say "Trixie"!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1NGnVLDPog

All the little bronies are about to have a field day with this.

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July 16th, 2012, 2:44 am

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@jarkes
I really don't bother with remembering the names of voice actors... I figure that's the casting directors job. Besides, If I ever produce my own TV series in the future I'd like to have a few neophytes on the roster and one or two celebrities to round out the cast.

Man, I so want to be a producer some day. Oh well, no reason to limit myself now. AND, as soon as I've figured out how to manifest the coin of the realm, legitimately mind you, I see no reason I can't accomplish the impossible.

Fortunately, I'm an aggressively smart new age guy who can manifest a guaranteed parking spot every time I use the secret... for other people usually but that's not the point. The secret really does work eventually, I'm sure of it. I'm just not willing to buy into it unconditionally.

Also, the only Canadian actors that I can immediately think of off hand are Jim Carey and Tom Green. While I think they are geniuses in their own right I prefer more stable actors like that Hoffman guy who stars in all the depressing movies or Elijah Wood... actually no, no I don't. Forget I mentioned anything related to bad movies, and trash TV. Which I obviously didn't say anything about.

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July 16th, 2012, 6:58 am

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@lern2surture: Or at least, that's what would have happened. On their honeymoon, Lugbzurg soon sensed the hideous truth: the mare he just married was the vile being who had banished him into this strange world in the first place! “This is terrible! It's like a bad dream!” cried Lugbzurg. “Or a really twisted fan-fic.”

“Oooh, Lugbzy-poo!” called Eon. Lugbzurg dashed into the bedroom to see what was going on. He deeply wished that he hadn't.

Eon's svelte voluptuous form was stretched out on the silken covers of the bed with crimson red rose petals surrounding him. His bright fancy tiara seemed to compliment his long seductive eyelashes and his gem-like eyes. “I'm feeling awfully cold. Won't you be a nice stallion and keep me warm tonight, hmm?”

“N-no! I will not s-sucumb!” stammered Lugbzurg, struggling against his natural emotions.

“But my snookie wookie, don't you love me?”

Lugbzurg's fear of Eon quickly turned into anger. Anger for banishing him. Anger for cursing him into this form. But most importantly, anger for loving him.

“You want me to keep you warm?” asked Lugbzurg, firmly gritting his teeth. He quickly jumped into the air and his mane and tail burst into flowing, burning flames as hot as his rage. His fur was glowing and radiant, and his eyes a bright burning red.

“HOW'S THIS FOR WARM?!?!”

Eon just sat there gaping and horrified and saddened shock. Why was his snookie doing this? Lugbzurg saw this as his opportunity. He quickly shot his way into Eon's smooth mouth, down his swan-like throat, and into his trim-stomach.

Eon cried out in horror. “AAAAUGH!!! IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS!!!!!”


And that's how Equestria was made.

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July 16th, 2012, 7:56 am

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:
It's like tentacle rape.

Only BETTER

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July 16th, 2012, 9:09 am

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oh man we should totally turn this into a fully-fledged fanfic

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July 16th, 2012, 9:18 am

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@lern2surture:
Not should.

We WILL turn this into a fully fledged fanfic!

We'll all chip in somehow, and those among us that can actually draw to save their lives can adapt a few parts into comics!

And it shall be GLORIOUS

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July 16th, 2012, 10:06 am

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@AuraX: No, why do you do this to me!? It doesn't even make any sense! It mean, come on, Kirbysmith [DJ] just skipped, like months. He didn't even say anything about the we-

This will not happen! I have a more elite tale to write!

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July 16th, 2012, 10:13 am

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@Lugbzurg:
IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING LUG

IT'S COMING FROM ACROSS THE STARS AND YOU NOTHING CAN STOP IT

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July 16th, 2012, 10:23 am

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@Lugbzurg: I just wanted the stupid shipping to end. So I ended it with you killing Eon in the cruelest, most cliché way possible: INTERNAL COMBUSTION!

Besides, Sonic would have done the same thing. Maybe.
http://youtu.be/v6cnBFeIB0o?t=1m57s

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July 16th, 2012, 10:26 am

AuraX (Guest)

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:
Well if SONIC would have done it, then it's ok.

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July 16th, 2012, 11:31 am

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]: Why would you try to ruin such a glorious pairing? D:)

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July 16th, 2012, 11:53 am

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@Sabbo Again:
There are people like him that just... don't understand how beautiful our vision is.

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July 16th, 2012, 12:32 pm

Sabbo Again

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@AuraX: I feel sorry for them.

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July 16th, 2012, 12:33 pm

Lugbzurg

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@AuraX: Shiny rainbow barf shippings are not beautiful!

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July 16th, 2012, 12:40 pm

Sabbo Again

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@Lugbzurg: Your right, they aren't beautiful. They're wonderful.

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July 16th, 2012, 12:43 pm

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@Lugbzurg: He didn't barf. He just couldn't contain your heat, power, and shear awesomeness that he erupted into a beautiful nuke explosion that consumed the entire planet... thing. Also, you only tasted like a rainbow, and rainbows are really spicy.

Actually, I think I'm pretty good at this fan-fic thing. I'll see if anyone wants to collab.

Hey guys! Anyone want to experience internal combustion?!

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July 16th, 2012, 12:44 pm

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:
Considering that it's possible to explode twice, there is a chance I shall survive the first internal combustion.

Therefore, I shall sign up to your insane proposal.

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July 16th, 2012, 12:45 pm

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@Sabbo Again: I feel sorry for them too.

I wish they could be enlightened.

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July 16th, 2012, 12:56 pm

Sabbo Again

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@AuraX: Alas, they are lost to Ignorance.

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July 16th, 2012, 1:31 pm

AuraX (Guest)

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@Sabbo Again:
A true shame indeed.

Our vision of a future world may be lost due to them.

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July 16th, 2012, 1:48 pm

Sabbo Again

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@AuraX: Damned fools. If only they realized the good we're trying to do them.

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July 16th, 2012, 1:53 pm

AuraX (Guest)

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@Sabbo Again:
Perhaps they should be removed?

No, no. Too violent for my tastes.

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July 16th, 2012, 1:56 pm

Sabbo Again

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@AuraX: We'll just have to wait for these foals to learn the truth, my friend.

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July 16th, 2012, 2:27 pm

Lugbzurg

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@Sabbo Again: "Shipping is silly"
-DarkFireTaimatsu

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July 16th, 2012, 2:29 pm

Sabbo Again

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@Lugbzurg: It's only silly if it's the wrong people being shipped.

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July 16th, 2012, 2:44 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
Another of those unenlightened?

What a shame.

Perhaps I should try and sway them?

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July 16th, 2012, 3:14 pm

Sabbo Again

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@AuraX: Leave the boy to his foolishness.

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July 16th, 2012, 3:18 pm

Jarkes (Guest)

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Well, I'd say AuraX succeeded in creating a more crack-filled Lugbzurg pairing than I did a couple weeks ago... I'm not sure whether I should be proud or scared.

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July 16th, 2012, 3:24 pm

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@Sabbo Again:
I shall sadly concede defeat.

@Jarkes
As wonderful a pairing it is, I cannot take credit for it at all.

It was Lern2Surture, inspired by the one know as Kirbysmith [DJ], who created the couple we know and ship.

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July 16th, 2012, 11:20 pm

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@AuraX: Alright! I've got the perfect shipping story! Just PM me your OC and I'll see what I can do.

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July 16th, 2012, 11:54 pm

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]: Whoever said anypony here was using original characters?

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July 17th, 2012, 1:22 am

epicness

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SHIPPING WARS.SEASON 1.

AuraX:*The Knight Templar*Fire the cannon.

Epicness:We must stop this atrocity!

Awesomeness: Are you saying there's a new type of city called atrocities?

Epicnia: NO YOU IDIOT!*Slaps*

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July 17th, 2012, 5:27 am

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Anyway...

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Oh, the horror. I just finished watching the MLPFIM pilot. It wasn't as bad as the first time I saw it, and I could skip past the musical number this time around. Thank God. I don't know if I can watch any more episodes. Watching the first one was torture. Still, I must do it as a test of strength and willpower. I've read naughty fanfiction so this should be a cakewalk in comparison. I am also grateful I don't have to review it, as the idea of me watching the show while taking notes is even worse.

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July 17th, 2012, 7:06 am

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]:
Ahahaha... yeah... about that...

I can't PM you.

@Lugbzurg
The whole casts shown so far are OCs.

@GabrielsThoughts
k

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July 17th, 2012, 8:02 am

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@GabrielsThoughts: Be strong!

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July 17th, 2012, 10:08 am

Lugbzurg

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@epicness: "Epicnia"?

@GabrielsThoughts: "Review"? Do it! You've got another 51 episodes ahead of you. And Season 3 is on the way, revealing some songs about some failure of Twilight's part and something about crystal ponies.

@AuraX: Original Characters thus far... Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves, some off-camera doctor (Nurse Redheart?), Lyra, Bon-Bon, Berry Punch, Berry Punch's daughter, Romana, Roseluck, Seafoam, and Celestia, to a degree.

Fan Characters thus far: Lugbzurg, Eon, Bloodlust, Nova Reach, Sprinkle Rise, Midnight, and a bunch of background ponies, most of which looked awful.

@Sabbo Again: Tara Strong!

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July 17th, 2012, 10:32 am

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@Lugbzurg:
I was talking about the Fanfiction.

And "Epicnia" is something from our 2ES comment wars.

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July 17th, 2012, 8:04 pm

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You know what I think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLm6sji8TQ
I think this guy tells it like it is.

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July 17th, 2012, 9:34 pm

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I respectfully disagree...

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Perhaps it is my greater exposure to independent media, but I disagree with the idea that the characters are original or that Friendship is Magic should be divorced from the franchise as a whole.

As far as I'm concerned it maintains the Status Quo and if they aren't brainwashing people they are clearly using a brand strategy that borders on manipulation and propaganda that hasn't been seen since WWII.

The art style is not my biggest problem with the show. I think my biggest problem with the show is what and how it chooses to teach morality.

Specifically, how the show uses the idea of friendship to promote, and in fact manipulate, public perception while simultaniously glorifying violence and social stratification. Like Disney's Pocahontas, it fails at removing limitations, encourages separatism, and promotes the violation of personal rights and boundaries depending on ones gender or social status.

Granted, this opinion is based on a handful of episodes and does not speak for the series as a whole.

Where I do agree with him is that I would much rather watch this than the never ending stream of phony reality shows. I'm sorry, but I watch television to escape from reality and I refuse to believe some of these people are genuinely that stupid, or somehow managed to mature that slowly. It just boggles the mind.

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July 17th, 2012, 9:55 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: Ok... Well, he also had stuff like that to say about the Sonic franchise, and I pretty much agreed with him on nearly every point, except...

I actually really rather like the idea of Sonic characters co-existing with humans that appear realistic.

Anyway, I also just ran into something I really rather like.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stoop up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churcill

I can relate to that.

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July 18th, 2012, 2:45 am

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@Lugz
Would you mind if I borrowed your Churchill/Churcill quote?

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July 18th, 2012, 7:23 am

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@GabrielsThoughts:
Since you gave him a nickname that could be considered affectionate, I'm totally going to ship you two now.

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July 18th, 2012, 8:26 am

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@AuraX: That's silly.

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July 18th, 2012, 9:02 am

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@GabrielsThoughts:

"Specifically, how the show uses the idea of friendship to promote, and in fact manipulate, public perception while simultaniously glorifying violence and social stratification. Like Disney's Pocahontas, it fails at removing limitations, encourages separatism, and promotes the violation of personal rights and boundaries depending on ones gender or social status. "

...Okay, I'm a little confused. How exactly did you come to that conclusion?

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July 18th, 2012, 9:54 am

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@Sabbo Again:
You're silly.

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July 18th, 2012, 10:17 am

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@AuraX: Is this the first time you've ever heard anyone call me that?

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July 18th, 2012, 10:49 am

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@AuraX: Me being silly doesn't make that pairing less silly.

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July 18th, 2012, 11:05 am

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@Sabbo Again: "Shipping is silly."
-DarkfireTaimatsu

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July 18th, 2012, 11:19 am

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@Lugbzurg: I already explained this.

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July 18th, 2012, 11:52 am

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His graceful body drifting along the castle's shining floors, Eon happily went along to see his snookie. He couldn't wait to tell the good news of marriage!

"Oh, snookie pi-" he started as he looked through the bedroom door.

But right in front of his eyes was a sight Eon never wanted to see.

Lugbzurg was in bed, snuggling right up to someone else! And this someone else wasn't even a pony!

"Th-this isn't what it looks like!" blurted out Lugbzurg.

But Eon didn't want to hear it. He demanded an answer from Lug, asking who this person was that had stolen his snookie away from him.

"I am Gabriel, a human from the same place Lug came from. We met each other again yesterday, and instantly recognized each other as the one we had loved before. Lug instantly jumped at the chance for one of higher class-"

Eon then headed straight for Gabriel, completely and utterly destroying the room in the process.

Lug and Eon then got married, and Gabriel was never seen or heard from again.







Bloody hell did I actually just write that.

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July 18th, 2012, 12:05 pm

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@AuraX: ;-;

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July 18th, 2012, 12:08 pm

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@Sabbo Again:
...

y-yes?

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July 18th, 2012, 1:36 pm

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@AuraX: I don't know anyone named Gabriel!

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July 18th, 2012, 1:36 pm

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@AuraX: That...was amazing! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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July 18th, 2012, 3:05 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
Gabrielsthoughts

@Sabbo Again
Thank you, thank you!

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July 18th, 2012, 3:32 pm

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@AuraX

That could be anyone. After all, my name is the Latino equivalent of John Smith... I guess I lucked out that my porn name would be Gizmo Eagle. Which in my estimation would no doubt be modified to Eager Gizmo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Dx3V0A5pw

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July 18th, 2012, 3:55 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts:
For all purposes and intents, I'm calling you Gabriel.

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July 18th, 2012, 4:40 pm

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Hey, I'm going out of town to visit some relatives tomorrow, and I won't be back until Monday evening. So I won't see the next page until then.

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July 18th, 2012, 5:35 pm

AuraX (Guest)

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@Jarkes: fair enough

have a good trip!

see you soon!

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July 18th, 2012, 6:00 pm

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@Jarkes
Best of luck to you Jarkes. May your journey be blessed.

@auraX
I thank you for acknowledging me by my real name and not objectifying me. I do feel sorry for the other Gabriel, but them's the breaks.

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July 19th, 2012, 2:26 am

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@GabrielsThoughts:
sounds like you're denying it <3

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July 19th, 2012, 2:59 pm

greenpowerstar

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WHAT THE HECK AM I READING

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July 19th, 2012, 3:04 pm

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@greenpowerstar:
Referring to the comic, or the beautiful fanfiction in these comments?~

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July 19th, 2012, 3:21 pm

Sabbo Again

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@greenpowerstar: Something inspired.

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July 19th, 2012, 5:23 pm

greenpowerstar

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@AuraX: The comments.

@Sabbo Again: By what?

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July 19th, 2012, 6:04 pm

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@greenpowerstar: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! What else would this be inspired by? Unless, Sabbo means this scene, in which case, something about a dark red pony as such for the story came into my head one day wile in the middle of nothing while I was taking Digital Media classes. It just... popped in, and jump-started a lot more into the story. I was giddy with excitement when this happened.

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July 19th, 2012, 6:21 pm

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@greenpowerstar: Actually, there were some comments that were inspired by yours truly, although I really wish that they weren't.

Who would've thought that a short comment with Bloodlust molding Eon into a alicorn would start a ridiculous shipping fan-fic that would ultimately end in internal combustion?

I sure didn't.
http://images.wikia.com/gyropedia/images/f/f9/Ponyshrug.gif

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July 19th, 2012, 6:28 pm

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@greenpowerstar: Genius ambition.

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July 19th, 2012, 10:14 pm

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Well, I watched two more episodes of FIM today. Bridle Gossip and Spike's Birthday. Not so sure about the title of the second one since I don't bother memorizing that sort of thing unless the episode does more than impress me with brilliant deviance, or inept arrogance.

I was more impressed with the bridle gossip episode more than the usual FIM episode I've generally lucked across. Although, I might add, I find the motive of the episode suspicious given the nature of episodes like the one featuring spikes birthday or the ridiculously moronic snow day clean up episode with Apple Jack.

Where to begin... not counting the pilot two parter episode, the messages I'm getting in general from the episodes I've watched, are that you shouldn't provide certain populations with the tools necessary to grow and thrive because they will become drunk with power, greedy, and the "special populations" given said power will become too stupid to use it properly, or even remember friends, promises, or gifts.

Also, with regards to the spring clean up episode the lesson isn't the expected "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" so much as "If it fails the first time, never try again because the inevitable outcome is that it is doomed to fail."

I realize there are counter messages in other media and home environments that counteract these scripts, but wow. It's just so blatantly obvious its beyond transparent.

I know I sound like a conspiracy nut, or broken record, but they aren't even trying to hide what they are doing at all.

Not to mention the fact that they are front loading refutational arguments for anyone who questions their motives or logic. I stand by my original statement that the Friendship is magic show is total brainwash.

Oh well, I'll just have to set up my parody to be in a alternate universe with Queen Whitey as the mare in the moon instead of Princess Luna. A cask of amontillado indeed.

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July 19th, 2012, 10:16 pm

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@Lugbzurg: I meant the comments.

@Kirbysmith [DJ]: Rule #1 of commenting on this comic: Don't give L2S or AuraX ideas.

Say, weren't you the bloke who made that Homestar Runner reference on AKK, because of one of my previous avatars?

@Sabbo Again: Your answers are short.

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July 19th, 2012, 10:42 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: The message of Winter Wrap-Up was to find the place your skills fit the most. Not to give up.

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July 19th, 2012, 10:58 pm

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You could have fooled me all I remember was that "they" had a traditional way of doing things. and making any "changes" to the traditions caused confusion and panic, if not irreparable harm. Questioning the changes was annoying to them, and giving an outsider a moment of their time was impossible because of the way things had to be done.In my estimation the end result was that twilight learned a valuable lesson about NOT changing things.

Again I ask, if you have a pony that can move clouds why can't they use psuedo scientific magical B.S. to melt snow or speed up the natural growth of plants?

I'm not getting a consistent message from the show with regards to that either as apparently the natural growth of plants was one of the reasons they were suspicious of Zacora.Why then would it matter to them to follow the earth pony way of doing things one day a year?

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July 19th, 2012, 11:05 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: As you could tell by everything they said and did, the Mane 6 had never even heard of Poison Joke.

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July 19th, 2012, 11:10 pm

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No, Either Pinky Pie or Apple Jack was commenting on the fact that Zacora grew plants without magic, and that was another reason to be suspicious.

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July 19th, 2012, 11:23 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: Well, yeah. Of course that's weird. To them.

Plants are grown by earth ponies, which have magic that grants them much greater control of the ground and plantlife. It really helps with crops. That's why the earth ponies were being pointed out as the only ones who were able to grow crops in the Christmas special. Because, only earth ponies could do that.

This is just like how pegasai have magic that allows them to walk on clouds and control the weather. You give Twilight some plants that need special care, they're probably going to die pretty soon.

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July 19th, 2012, 11:43 pm

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Actually, I don't really have much of a problem with bridle gossip as much as some of the others I came across. However, I suspect the reason the episode wasn't teaching Status Quo maintenance, was because it is a front loading episode. It was meant to disguise any objections of actual social programming the show may or may not be using.

I still find the show highly suspicious although I'm still planning on watching the whole first season at the very least. I must have hit all the bad ones during the first go around and I include the pilot episode within that set.

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July 20th, 2012, 12:09 am

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is it bad if i became a brony solely because of my soft spot for cute things ):

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July 20th, 2012, 1:00 am

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I once thought liking anthropomorphic animals made you a furry... I have since learned that I am most definitely not a furry despite admiring anthropomorphised animals.

Also, I like cute things too. Only because I suspect they're pure evil.

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July 20th, 2012, 1:04 am

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@GabrielsThoughts: Awww... What could possibly be evil about this?
http://yanoda.deviantart.com/gallery/35140303#/d53dq2x

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July 20th, 2012, 4:10 am

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http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=mind+implanted#/d4fto0j

also, because I love to creep you out...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=mind+swap&offset=24#/d3fe9jd

I'm willing to bet you never expected to see either image burned into your brain.

The perfect fanfiction fuel.

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July 20th, 2012, 5:52 am

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>drunk ponies
YES
>r63 ponies
YES

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July 20th, 2012, 6:13 am

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@lern2surture:
Drunk r63 ponies?

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July 20th, 2012, 6:18 am

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YES

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July 20th, 2012, 6:57 am

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@lern2surture:
...drunk r63 pony shipping + lug and eon?

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July 20th, 2012, 9:33 am

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@GabrielsThoughts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For a second, I thought it was porn , with the way you were talking about it.

Also, "Perfect fanfiction fuel?" You do know there is a fanfiction related to second image, right? It's called "On a Cross and Arrow." Google it.

And to finish, you saying that bars and men are evil? YEP, TOTALLY MAKES THUR.

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July 21st, 2012, 10:12 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: I've seen that stuff all the time, actually.

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