Two Steps from Death

posted September 1st, 2012, 8:00 am


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August 11th, 2012, 2:20 am

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You can recite the entire alphabet, using 26 different flavors of muffins? I'd like to know what you have for the letter "X".

I know someone's gonna make a Matrix-related joke about that last panel...

The Lugbzurg graphic you see before you was custom-designed by our very own gracious Fiora Aroura! She made it for my 18th birthday, and I'd been waiting for the chance to use it, ever since! You may visit her on DeviantART, as well, and spam her with happiness! ^_^ http://seeraphine.deviantart.com/

Detaching from that tangent, the Eon graphic was put together with a Luna base from TheOneWithTheOctaves. The background in the first panel was designed by Reaper123.

All of these people are from DeviantART. (But Fiora is also on Smack Jeeves!)

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September 1st, 2012, 8:13 am

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Xanthan Muffins?
Xenocryst Muffins?
Xylitol Muffins?
Xylose Muffins?

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September 1st, 2012, 9:58 am

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@Kirbysmith [DJ]: Goodness! Someone actually read my author's commentary!

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September 1st, 2012, 10:05 am

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I think she's overreacting.

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September 1st, 2012, 10:21 am

Jarkes (Guest)

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And now I'm imagining Eon being voiced by Hugo Weaving. Because I'm a giant nerd like that.

Also, how the heck did Eon know what Lugbzurg's pony form looked like?

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September 1st, 2012, 11:03 am

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@Sabbo Again: This applies to all murderers.



@Jarkes: Actually, it's more of an image for referencing what he's talking about... along with him maybe already knowing...!

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September 1st, 2012, 12:13 pm

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>Two steps from death

>Immediately thinks of Two Steps from Hell

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September 1st, 2012, 1:00 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
I'm sure some murderers (though mostly fictional ones) have non-overreactional reasons for murdering, like going back in time to kill Hitler or something.

I mean, I wouldn't agree with it, but...

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:34 am

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Dota 2 is so addicting, I missed three days worth of everything.

did i mis anythign guise

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:38 am

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:55 am

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:58 am

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@Parfait d'Amour: You just missed Derpy's muffin alphabet.

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September 2nd, 2012, 9:11 am

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Are we still talking about murderers or has the subject changed?

It's hard to follow the train of thought going through the comments section at times.

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September 2nd, 2012, 9:57 am

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@GabrielsThoughts:
It crashes and goes into repairs frequently.

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September 2nd, 2012, 11:40 am

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Waaaitnaaaminute...I know that drawing...

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September 2nd, 2012, 5:46 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Here. Allow me.

Apple/ Almond/ Avocado/ Apricot muffin
Banana/ Berry/ Blueberry/ Bran/ Boysenberry/ Blackberry/ Buttermilk/ Butter muffin
Corn/ Cake/ Candy/ Cheese/ Chocolate Chip/ Caramel/ Cinnamon/ Carrot/ Cereal/ Cantaloupe/ Cranberry muffin
Date/ Dandelion/ Daisy/ Deep-Fried muffin
English/ Eggplant/ Egg muffin
Fennel/ Flour-less/ Flower/ Five-Grain/ Flax-seed muffin
Grain/ Garlic/ Grass/ Gooseberry/ Gogi Berry muffin
Hominy/ Huckleberry/ Holly muffin

And that's only up to H! (I threw in some flower/plant muffins, but for the most part, they're all real muffins.)

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September 2nd, 2012, 6:06 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: Sonic Folklore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btcDr1jrOdI

@Fiora Aroura: I've been waiting eight months to use it!

@Kirbysmith [DJ]: You know what would be really impressive? Farting the alphabet, while each letter has a different muffin scent that starts with each corresponding letter!

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September 2nd, 2012, 6:10 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
I'm sure raxacoricofallapatorians could do it.

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:09 pm

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@Lugbzurg: I thought the image of Lugbzurg looked more like a drawing and less like a vector...

Also, I'm scared to click on the links listed under GabrielsThoughts "Folklore" comment... As well as whatever that Youtube link is...

...By any chance, is the Youtube link the Tails Doll hoax?

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September 2nd, 2012, 8:11 pm

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Hey, guys! Guess what!?
http://elementsofpeace.smackjeeves.com/comics/1572547/wake-up-call-lugbzurg/

I just completed the longest, hardest webcomic page I've ever made! I was going to make it as high-quality as a Serendipity page, but instead, I ended up going above and beyond...!

I guess this pretty much confirms that Pinkie Tai is scheduled for making some cameos in this chapter. I've let my cousin, DarkFireTaimatsu, know about this, and I think he's been waiting to put it on his Tumblr page.
http://darkfiretaimatsu.tumblr.com/

EDIT: He got it!
http://darkfiretaimatsu.tumblr.com/post/30766875446/cameoooooooo

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September 3rd, 2012, 10:01 am

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@Lugbzurg: So, is that page canon to this?

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:11 am

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At lugz, with regards to farting the alphabet.

Augh! you took my idea for the most useless vampire power in all existence. Now I have to come up with a new one.

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:38 am

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@GabrielsThoughts:
*Twilight related comment*

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:45 am

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@.:AuraX:.:
HUZZAH!

I HAVE WOKEN UP.

AND MY GOD THE SAND IN MY EYE HURTS.

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:45 am

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@epicness:
*Doesn't go on ep chat*

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:46 am

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@.:AuraX:.:
We have two new slogans now.

''TO THE CHAT''

''*Doesn't go on ep chatI*''

You either say the former or the latter.

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September 3rd, 2012, 11:47 am

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@epicness:
Latter is better.

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September 3rd, 2012, 1:49 pm

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@Jarkes: Oh, yes! It's the following morning! You probably have so many questions...

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September 3rd, 2012, 3:24 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Wait, so all of this happens over the course of a single day?

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September 3rd, 2012, 9:45 pm

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@Jarkes: Two days, actually. Second day starts here...
http://talesofserendipity.smackjeeves.com/comics/1324249/reality-trip/

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September 4th, 2012, 8:16 am

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Just re-read the whole comic and realized how negative I was towards you.

And now, here I am.

Oh, how people change.

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September 4th, 2012, 10:08 am

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@Parfait d'Amour: "oh hey another pony comi-
>lugbzurg








i don't want to live anymore"

"Aw, I love you too. <3"

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September 4th, 2012, 11:19 am

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@Lugbzurg:
>Mentor said she loves lug

...

um.

*Conflicted*

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September 4th, 2012, 12:55 pm

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@.:AuraX:.: http://talesofserendipity.smackjeeves.com/comics/1556987/realm-keepers/

"Mentor" displayed her affection during the discussion revolving around Bulletstorm, Duty Calls, and General Generic.

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September 4th, 2012, 12:57 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
Love lug, or not... love lug, or not...

THIS IS SO DAMN HARD

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September 4th, 2012, 4:56 pm

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@.:AuraX:.:
Love my Luggy-wuggy.

AS YOUR MENTOR I COMMAND YOU

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September 4th, 2012, 5:02 pm

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@Parfait d'Amour:
I LOVE MENTOR'S LUGGY-WUGGY

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September 4th, 2012, 5:03 pm

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@Parfait d'Amour: I'm so confused... I thought your mission was to ship Lugbzurg with every other pony that appeared in the comic...

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September 4th, 2012, 6:23 pm

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@Jarkes: SSSHHHHHH! Do you have any idea how many mares are going to show up!?

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September 4th, 2012, 6:29 pm

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@Jarkes:
DON'T QUESTION MENTOR YOU PEASANT

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September 6th, 2012, 9:54 am

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@Parfait d'Amour: You'll be happy to know that, as of around 1:00 this morning, I have been given permission from MixerMike622 to use Fluffle Puff.

REJOICE!

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September 6th, 2012, 7:24 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Just as long as you don't brutally kill him. Didn't MixerMike622 basically disown the fandom after people took the fluffy ponies and drew fanart of them being brutally killed?

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September 6th, 2012, 9:21 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Yay! Will Fluffle be fastest pony? :O

“BOOM! SHAZBOT!”

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September 7th, 2012, 8:36 am

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@Jarkes: Oh, my word! That explains everything! When I read his profile, and his reply, he seemed rather depressed! What exactly happened, anyway?

@Kirbysmith [DJ]: Something like that...

@Parfait d'Amour: Say your goodbyes. Serenderpity and its most-beloved tiara-wearing Eon will no longer be in view as a recent comic page when you go to the Smack Jeeves profile page tomorrow, as there will have been eight new pages since that one.

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September 7th, 2012, 9:44 am

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@Lugbzurg:
Apparently, some people from 4chan and Ponibooru (now Derpibooru) wrote >greentext stories and draw pics about those fluffy ponies getting hurt and killed in the most disturbing and creative ways possible. It's very popular among the... dirtier part of the fandom.

Here's one of the older fluffy abuse stories. The recent ones are usually more spectacular and gruesome and spectacularly gruesome than this.
http://derpiboo.ru/13643

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September 7th, 2012, 11:36 am

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@Parfait d'Amour: Ugh. And I thought the one that got Fluffle Puff's gender wrong, calling her "him", and being literally "raped to death" by Twilight Sparkle was horribly-stupid.

I'll have to make sure Fluffle Puff shows clear signs of intelligence. And of course she'll be speaking as a normal pony.

One a more positive note, cameos are opening again, people! I'm several pages ahead, and have gotten the story back to Ponyville, on my end! So, I need more ponies! (This includes you, Parfait d'Amour, as I seem to have somehow subconsciously made Page 64 with you in mind, and I don't even know why...)

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September 7th, 2012, 3:55 pm

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@Parfait d'Amour: Why Fluffle Puff? ;_;

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September 7th, 2012, 6:08 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
I'd cameo if I knew how to make show-accurate vectors. ;_;

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