Swiftly they Strike

posted October 26th, 2013, 11:00 am


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October 26th, 2013, 1:25 am

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Invaders? In this happy place? No, this is the land of sunbeams and rainbows! You could grow candy on trees if you wanted to! Who'd try to conquer a colorful place such as this?

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October 26th, 2013, 11:20 am

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@Lugbzurg: Well, let's see... there was Discord (pre-reformation), Chrysalis and the Changelings, Sombra, that season 4 villain that was mentioned in the synopsis for the premiere but not named for some odd reason...

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October 26th, 2013, 11:39 am

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I wonder if Celestia can shoot lightning bolts out her ass. Because, I would totally pay money to see that. One well placed fart, and the enemy could be blown away in a single explosion of epic doom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzLR-82k5PQ

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October 27th, 2013, 7:51 pm

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Lugbzurg said no invasion then there is a invasion....yea not looking good for him

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October 27th, 2013, 8:13 pm

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@stormcasterc: Oops...

Big "oops".

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October 30th, 2013, 6:36 pm

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I knew Banjo couldn't be trusted!

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October 31st, 2013, 12:46 pm

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/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

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October 31st, 2013, 11:04 pm

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Damn you mokona, go and harass the hentai prince.

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November 1st, 2013, 8:40 am

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@GabrielsThoughts: Does this mean you DON'T want to form a contract and become a magical girl?

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November 1st, 2013, 12:26 pm

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In my higher levels of consciousness I'm already a semi retired superhero, a poet living in the 18th century, and a millionaire living in a beach house with huge bay windows, an Italian brick oven kitchen and a sauna with heated floorboards.

This, of course, doesn't include the reality where I'm a playboy musician or composer attending college and picking up the ladies. I'm pretty comfortable with my dream and fantasy life...or rather lives already.

I wouldn't mind exploring the idea of being a gender bending magical girl, but I'm not entirely sure I want to make a contract with you or your devious little friend.

Is there something like a trial offer I can experience first before making any final decisions?

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November 2nd, 2013, 12:00 am

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@GabrielsThoughts: You'll have to sacrifice your social life to fight witches. Then, Kyubey will stick his ears into your flesh and pull a soul gem out of your chest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eb4ONZw01Y

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November 2nd, 2013, 8:34 am

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@Lugbzurg: And it's also entirely possible that you'll die in the third episode.

Incidentally, the writer for that series, Gen Urobuchi, is now writing the newest Kamen Rider series, Kamen Rider Gaim.

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November 2nd, 2013, 8:53 am

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@Jarkes:
I've already suffered multiple deaths, and recovered quite expertly in my nightmares. That's how I know Freddy Kruger is full of excrement. So I'm not really all that impressed with immortal serial killers.

Then again, in real life, my twin half siblings on my fathers side tried to suffocate me with a pillow as a child, and my brother held me underwater for more than the usual four minutes, and I once got electrocuted while putting up christmas tree lights as a child due to my father's stupidity. So, I could very well be a human phenomenon... or my dad's side of the family is composed entirely of monsters. go figure.

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