Blinding Ballistics

posted January 11th, 2014, 11:00 am


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January 11th, 2014, 1:28 am

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Well, she seems to be handling the situation pretty well. Surely, nothing can go wrong, right?

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January 11th, 2014, 11:35 am

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Lugzburg is still a faget

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January 11th, 2014, 11:43 am

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@.:Blue:.:

What does that have to do with Rainbodash having all the strategy of a bull in a china shop?

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January 11th, 2014, 11:48 am

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@gaberielwhatever
Because Lugzburg is a faget

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January 11th, 2014, 11:50 am

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So, like... she can just do these on a whim now?

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January 11th, 2014, 12:08 pm

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@Kurona: Yes, actually. She's been able to pull off Sonic Rainbooms on cue since Season 2.

@.:Blue:.: So, wait... You actually wanna watch Boku no Pico together? I don't really swing that way, so it wouldn't be a "date". I don't have to seal away your spirit powers, do I?

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January 11th, 2014, 12:15 pm

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@lugzy
That was pretty intelligible. I have no idea what you were trying to do but I think it was your attempt at a "sik burn breh."
Keep to drawing shitty art and making shitty sprite comics, leave the "sik burns" to someone else.

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January 11th, 2014, 12:17 pm

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@.:Blue:.: But I didn't draw anything in this page. I took the lazy route by taking a bunch of copyrighted images made by people with larger paychecks than mine and slapped them together. Oh, and the Pony Creator. However, I did make the words!

So... When we get together, will there be dancing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UVnY6tuCA

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January 11th, 2014, 12:18 pm

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You really don't make sense. I wasn't referencing this you stupid shit. I was referencing all the stuff you actually drew.

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January 11th, 2014, 12:41 pm

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@.:Blue:.: Awwwww, you're so sweet.

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January 11th, 2014, 1:31 pm

.:Blue:.

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It's pretty sad you haven't changed since everyone tried to help you and you freaked out on them.

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January 11th, 2014, 4:22 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Geez, what did you do to piss this guy off? I mean, I know you've pissed people off in the past before (even if their anger wasn't necessarily justified), but what does he mean about you "freaking out?"

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January 11th, 2014, 4:25 pm

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@.:Blue:.: Says the guy who called Lugbzurg a "faget."

Seriously, if you're going to use an insult that has pretty much lost all of its meaning, at least spell it correctly.

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January 11th, 2014, 4:41 pm

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@Jarkes
------>The point


------>Your head
I spelled it wrong as a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcja4WFFzDw
He got many of my friends banned.

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January 11th, 2014, 6:29 pm

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@.:Blue:.: Sooo... how long has it been since those incidents? 3, 4 years?

Which means you've been holding this pointless grudge for all this time and then came back here years later solely so you could bitch about it again, when he's probably completely forgotten about most of those incidents.

There's also the fact that your "friends" might have been rather rude to him, and maybe THAT'S why they were banned, rather than simply the fact that they were criticizing him. But no, you didn't even consider that possibility.

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January 11th, 2014, 7:15 pm

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Actually, I completely forgot about it, until a friend was talking about it. I came here for the funs. I wanted to see a reaction, and they all got banned because he was posterior pummeled that he was criticized for being a bad recolored sprite, and was just an annoying smartass prick all the time, so when he was told to fuck off he cried to admin and everyone got banned over it.

And for lack of better words: http://i.imgur.com/VQc4J0v.gif

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January 11th, 2014, 8:38 pm

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@.:Blue:.: Ok...

1. Cognitive dissonance. One moment, you're saying I got them banned (which is impossible), next you say the admin got them banned. Pick one and stick with it.

2. I never "cried to the admin". You're making that up entirely. Not a single person has ever gotten banned as a result of me reporting them. EVER.

3. You have a very odd way of showing maturity... and superiority... and resolving grudges... and coming up with jokes... and even remembering what I was like.

4. Should I call you "Honey Bun"? It's a lot less generic than "Blue".

@Jarkes: I have no idea who this guy is.

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January 11th, 2014, 8:51 pm

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Sorry lugzy, but you definitely reported them to the admin for telling you to stop being an annoying cunt, which resulted in bannings.
I am not trying to show maturity, I'm trying to have a little fun.
"hurr hurr hurr hurr i cant ban people lel" well of fucking course you can't, but you bitched to the admin to get them banned.

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January 11th, 2014, 9:21 pm

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@.:Blue:.: Sorry, Honey Bun. I didn't report anyone. No one got banned from any non-existant reports of mine. They all got themselves banned. Some of them were even foolish enough to start attacking the admin directly on his own comics. You've got no one to blame but yourselves. I had diddly-squat to do with it. Fess up to your own faults, 'cause I was not involved.

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January 11th, 2014, 9:45 pm

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@Lugbzurg: Trouble is, neither side of this argument can really prove anything unless they ask the admin in question (I'm assuming you're referring to the main person in charge of all of Smackjeeves), and since he's probably had to ban quite a few people, I doubt he remembers all of them or why they were banned.

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January 11th, 2014, 10:46 pm

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@Jarkes
The bans were actually a misunderstanding with "Duck Nazis" who were targeting Lugzy, and said friends were confused with them for saying rude things to him when he didn't leave as asked.

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January 12th, 2014, 10:24 am

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Guys am I missing anything?

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January 12th, 2014, 11:56 am

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@.Sabbo:

I'm more likely to fight back or get involved if I'm provoked first. You know, following the basic principle of self defense.

However, it occurs to me that .:Blue:. here (named for the good dog Blue and not Aura X) is demonstrating his loyalty and duty as an honor bound thug, in order to punish LugZ for getting his friends exiled for their mysterious "butt hurt racket."

Which is totally Ironic, because he's calling LugZ a faget. It's also kind of sad because these are the kind of maladaptive behaviors Friendship is magic promotes among the slaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqWyBDf3VU

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January 12th, 2014, 12:58 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: Oookay then.

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January 12th, 2014, 4:26 pm

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By the way, Ultimate_Yoshi posted his review of this. It's... well, he kind of tears into it, which I sort of expected.

Also, he seems to have run into a problem where the comics are out of order.

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January 12th, 2014, 7:09 pm

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incidentally Fiora seems to think her contribution to elements of peace is on par with SATAM, but I'm pretty sure anything without Kirby gets less than 2 stars.

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January 13th, 2014, 1:10 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: She was only comparing the style of a SATAM review to the recent review of Serendipity.

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January 13th, 2014, 6:46 pm

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@Lugbzurg:

Oddly enough, I don't recall an actual comparison to a better MLPFIM comic or the original series. Therefore, I'm not sure if your assumption is any better than mine.

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January 13th, 2014, 8:56 pm

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@GabrielsThoughts: Any other good MLP comics around here haven't lasted for very long.

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January 14th, 2014, 12:37 am

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@Lugbzurg:
We'll see. I haven't actually started updating my parody. Mostly because I'm still working out ways for making it just different enough that I can sell it without worrying about lawyers.

It will become my greatest April Fools comic ever. I'm also working on a comic that takes place during the 19century, a space fantasy, and horror mini series. Not to mention, I still haven't finished Nonchalant Paranoia. And I'm also developing a role playing game.

Plus, I'm still diligently working toward Self employment, and I'm already planning on relocating in a few years.... then I can start taking cooking classes and looking for romance among other long term relationships. I mean, obviously, I don't have to do everything at once, since almost everything requires resources I don't posses at the moment. But once I've finished my studies, I'm totally going viral.

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January 15th, 2014, 3:07 pm

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You know what's really funny, looking over those comments, is that one of the earliest and most prominent occurrences of that old flame war was the sheer number of haters who couldn't decide if they thought I hated homosexuals or if I was homosexual. It wasn't one of their finest moments.

One minute, they're like "lugzbrg is a faghett!" and then they go all "luggabzrt bashes gays!" This happened over and over and over again.

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January 15th, 2014, 4:42 pm

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@Lugbzurg:
My objection to FIM is the front loading of future maladaptive behaviors. Then again, I was fortunate enough to grow up in a world were being __branded for life__ was not something people looked forward too.

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January 16th, 2014, 6:11 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfldADp8OU

I actually sound like this version of tails with a "child" and "breathy" filter on morph vox. For a thirty year old man that's scary.

I also sound like Simon from the chipmunks if you speed my voice up fast enough, Although at those speeds everyone sounds about the same.

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January 16th, 2014, 6:49 pm

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@Lugbzurg: There are plenty of good MLP comics on deviantART and other sites, though.

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